Offerman Is Bat-Sh*t-Crazy August 15, 2007
Posted by triviaguy in Rage, baseball, red sox, weird.add a comment
It would seem that yesterday Jose Offerman collected more hits than he did during his entire final season with Red Sox. He connected with both the pitcher and catcher while charging the mound and, here’s the scary part, he used his baseball bat. Details are sketchy, but it seems that Offerman hit a homerun in the 1st inning and was hit by a pitch in his next at bat. Taking offense to this, he charged the mound but didn’y drop his bat like most players. Instead, he took it with him and struck the pitcher in the hands (the pitcher was most likely in a defensive position with his hands in front of his face, I doubt that Offerman mean tto hit his hands) and got the catcher in THE HEAD! With a BAT! The article doesn’t say whether or not the catcher was wearing his mask…but don’t cathcers usually flip their masks off before they run anywhere?
The most surprising part of all this? Jose Offerman is STILL playing baseball for some reason. The guy’s a Bum!
Random Notes August 6, 2007
Posted by triviaguy in Beer, all-time leaders, baseball, weird.add a comment
I lost the score sheet from this past week…so if the 1st 2nd and 3rd place teams want to remind me of their team names I can update the all-time leader board.
Also, I apologize (as unapologetically as possible) for that lack of interesting posts this summer but, well, it’s summer and I’m busy doing fun things other than finding random shit on the internet. I would expect a ‘return to normalcy’ in late September.
On that note, I saw on Geekologie that a lamb was born with seven legs.
Because, Who Doesn’t Like A Flamethrower In Their Face? June 6, 2007
Posted by triviaguy in weird.4 comments
From Geekologie:
Combining Dance Dance Revolution and Flamethrowers. What could possibly go wrong? I would like to see Flamethrowers combined with more activities…
Litter: Flame in your face.
Get a trivia question wrong: Flame in your face.
Push the cross-walk button at a busy intersection, decide not to wait for the walk signal and jaywalk anyways, causing all traffic to stop AFTER you’ve already reached the other side: HUGE flames in your impatient face.
Loud, drunk and obnoxious college freshman on the T: Death by flames (in your baby face).
Don’t reciprocate in bed: Flames [or similar] in your face.
What would you like to combine flamethrowers with?? I’m very curious. Best submission gets a bonus point. Leave ‘em in the comments section.
